Wednesday, 30 June 2010

Gullivers Travels

I only realised the other day, how ludicrously small the seats are on the Victoria Line tube carriages.

They look like they were built long ago by an ancient race, who were evidently much, much smaller than the humans of today.

I felt like a feckin giant sitting there the other morning, the back of the seat barely rising above the small of my back. I looked around at the other other blokes sitting on these miniature seats, oblivious to the incongruity of it all, and couldn't prevent a random laugh escaping (disguised as a cough).

Comment: I actually have no idea what I was thinking with this post.

Saturday, 12 June 2010

Thoughts for Food

The other day I saw an advertisment for Marks and Spencers.

Apparently one of their sandwiches was voted both 'Sandwich of the Year 2010' and 'Best Newcomer 2010' by the British Sandwich Association.

The thing I want to know is, what the fuck is the British Sandwich Association and how do I apply for a job there?